My science class was located in the middle of the woods. I passed by another class from a different school– a wildlife class, that was going on a trip. When I got to my class my legs were covered in spider webs. I asked if I could go ask one of the hikers for something to wipe the webs off with. Jeremy was standing outside. He said "hi, I haven't seen you in a while." I hugged him and asked him to help. He gave me something to whip off my spider web encased feet. He told me that the spider was living in my left-hand pocket. Non-sense, I would have noticed that. He replied saying that Apophis would have made sure the pocket was hidden. Well, I thought, that's the last time I wear someone else's pants.

Something was happening, class was just let out and SG-1 was there. In the middle of the woods– we had to get to higher ground. Something about the world flooding. We got split up half went the right way. Finding the backup camp and avoiding the strange metal birds. Jacob Carter/Selmak (Stargate)was there as the leader. Later, another surviving group of humans came to interview him, asking Selmak how they all had survived.

The other group went the wrong way "We are almost there." one of us said. It turns out we weren't, but we found base camp. Sam Carter and Daniel Jackson were there and needed to blow up the building. Daniel Jackson was going to sacrifice himself to do that, but was convinced not to. The metallic birds started to attack. I didn't have a gun so I wiggled my figures at them and froze a few and threw them into the woods. We managed to get back to the backup camp.

TX, NE and Zappy Guns

I'd just moved into this new house– which was somehow in Texas, but looked like it was in New England. It was a huge house with lots of stairs on a hill. The stairs were narrow and steep like most old New England houses. The last owners had left everything they owed (or at least most of it) there. So, it was my job to clean and go through everything. Some of the things left in the house were neat– like Klingon Statuettes. Juna, Alison, Angela and maybe a few others were helping out and keeping me company. I was talking about cleaning and all the neat things I found. I told Alison about the gay sleepover party and how Juna and Derek called Eric and I the cutest gay couple on campus.
Angela and her friends had found a secret ladder in the attic to New Orleans. They came back and one went to the bathroom. It was a fancy bathroom– we had a bunch of fancy toilets. I asked why and she said that they didn't have stairs in New Orleans.
alright. I went into the attic room. The stairs were rickety metal pieces poorly put together. They were just suspended footholds and wires 14 gauge above my head to hang on to. I tired to climb it, but I couldn't easily hang on to all of the hooks, so I jumped off.
Strange colors and lights came from the entrance to New Orleans I asked about it.
"Oh," Angela said. "they're having Mardi Gras."

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Zappy Guns

I was in some sort of bar and an old lady was signing out weapons. One woman was not allowed to have a .48
but was allowed to have a .38. I asked the old lady what it mattered, but she didn't give me a strait answer. We had to use guns, because they weren't allowed to know we had zat guns. (we must have been from StarGate-- I watch too much of that) We were– I'm not sure where we went, but some of the other guys started to fire at us so we fired back. Some of them chased us and I was corned by a few guys on bikes. One was Andy, one might have been Alan and I'm pretty sure the last was a Dan. They wanted me to give them the invisibility device. I didn't have it with me and they weren't supposed to know about it. I decided to run. I wanted to run through a path in the woods so they could not follow me on their bikes, but falling to find it. I ran to threw the woods to the other side next to a highway. I ran north along the highway seeing them on the other side of the tree line. I kept running, but I didn't want to be on the side of the highway. I had lost a way back to the other side of the trees. I past a group of construction workers. I figured there should be a way to get back up to the tree line. If I only had a teleporter, but I didn't have one with me. But- Stairs? that's almost like a teleporter. I climbed back up to the tree line. I can only assume I made it out. I don't know about my friends, though.

Operation: Stargate

I had just made this tea out of some plants. It was good. I was at a meeting at the SGC (Stargate command) with the SG-1 team and two other people who were appointed italics and underlined. I was appointed by general Hammond Commissioner of the Tea.

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It was a battle between humans and sticky foam transformers. I don't recall it being too epic. We were running around a giant white maze for a while. Tensions were high and people were paranoid. I looked around there were several Stargates lined up at this place. Two of the people behind me were whispering about how they did not like the guy behind them. Looking back I saw that it was Eric. He had a gun and was ready to fight the bad guys just like everyone else. The lieutenant- who was either Sam Carter (SG-1) or Alice Melvin (Pumpkin Scissors) was the target of some humanoids who didn't like us. In fact they wanted to make the LT responsible for the torture and death of the previous teams that were already present on that planet. The bad guy (a girl rather) was explaining that it was the LT's fault all these people had and were going to die horribly. I had taken a slight walk from the Stargate. There were skulls with and without flesh along other body parts. The LT ordered us back- she didn't want to stick around. As I jumped to the gate I shouted "I'm sorry, Eric" I guess Eric wasn't going to make it back. The other people didn't like him anyway.